1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesnt make sense. NO CHEATING!
4. Tag 5 people at their tagboard to ask them to do this! (Blarg)
5. Bold the questions and with the answers, give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.

1. How are you feeling today?
Muse - Time Is Running Out
I have a few hours to do my homework, shite...

2. Will you get far in life?
Incubus - Aqueous Transmission


3. How do your friends see you?
The Union Underground - Turn Me On "Mr. Dead Man"

4. Will you get married?
Tool - Hooker With A Penis

5. What is your best friend’s theme song?
The Stripes - Loosey

6. What is the story of your life?
Incubus - Here In My Room

7. What was high school like?
Yasunori Mitsuda - Time's Scar

8. How can you get ahead in life?
Rob Zombie - Super Beast

9. What is the best thing about your friends?
Rage Against The Machine - Guerilla Radio

10. What is in store this weekend?
Korn - Freak on a Leash

11. What song describes you?
Tool - Sober

12. To describe your grandparents?
Tweaker - Doom 3

13. How is your life going?
Tool - 46 & 2

14. What song will they play at your funeral?
Offspring - Gone Away

15. How does the world see you?
Disturbed - Stricken

16. Will you have a happy life?
Korn - Beat It Upright

17. What do your friends really think of you?
Incubus - Make Yourself

18. Do people secretly lust for you?
Maya Sakamoto - Gravity

19. How can I make myself happy?
A Perfect Circle - The Noose

20. What should you do with life?
Muse - Supermassive Black Hole

21. Will you ever have children?
Godsmack - I Fucking Hate You

I'll comment these later...

Not actually pestered, but the emote owns...

The Shoes You Wore Today: White/Red/Black Avia Sneakers
Your Weakness: Foot fetish
Your Fears: Never finding love, being really wrong about something I can't take back (in general, not specific)
Your Perfect Pizza: Alfredo Pizza with Bacon and Garlic...
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger: ... pwnt?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck... all my camo and Hot Topic clothes are in the washer...
Your Best Physical Feature: Strength-wise, my legs. Attraction-wise... er... my hands?
Your Bedtime: I try to be in bed by midnight on school days, my own decision, because I get less than 6 hours of sleep per day as it is.
Your Most Missed Memory: Having no regrets at some point.
Pepsi or Coke: Er... Pepsi I guess.
McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds if I really have to choose one. Healthier than the alternative and more choice.
Single or Group Dates: Orgies! As well as Orgy, the band.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea... doesn't Nestle make chocolate?
Chocolate or Vanilla: White chocolate or vanilla.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Hate both, tea is better. Caffeine FTW.
Do You Smoke: Neh-var.
Do You Swear: Often while gaming, rarely without reason.
Do You Sing: Yes! Oh, wait, thought that said swing, seriously... no. Well I can't swing now anyways for that matter.
Do You Shower Daily: Yes, rarely do I go a day without showering.
Have You Been in Love: Meh... don't remind me.
Do You Want To Go To College: Full Sail Real World Education - Game Development.
Do You Want To Get Married: Doesn't matter, if the other person wants to, sure.
Do You Believe In Yourself: I think, therefore I am? 'course, in both senses of the word.
Do You Get Motion Sickness: Gamer with motion sickness? -_- Stupid question.
Do You Think You Are Attractive: Self-conscious about my body to the power of infinite.
Are You A Health Freak: Freak? Not really, just try to take healthier options when given the opportunity.
Do You Like Thunderstorms: YES! So... much...
Do You Play An Instrument: Symphony of war.
In The Past Month Have You Drank Alcohol: Meh, that stuff burns.
In The Past Month Have You Smoked: Never.
In The Past Month Have You Been On Drugs: Noosh.
In The Past Month Have You Gone To A Mall: *nod* <3.
In The Past Month Have You Eaten A Box Of Oreos: I don't eat boxes? I eat Oreos...
In The Past Month Have You Eaten Sushi: Still planning to try that...
In The Past Month Have You Been On Stage: *shakes head*
In The Past Month Have You Been Dumped: Never have, just returned the heartless sentiment though.
In The Past Month Have You Gone Skinny Dipping: Done these questions too many times, heh, no.
In The Past Month Have You Stolen Anything: Kill stealing perhaps.
Ever Been Drunk: Nu-uh.
Ever Been Called A Tease: Ja.
Ever Been Beaten Up: Hasn't been chanced.
Ever Shoplifted: Accidentally, lucky rabbit's foot.
How Do You Want To Die: Fighting WWIII, sexual exhaustion, or just heart failure due to old age.
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up: Game developer, lesbian game developer...
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit: Japan.

In A Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Bright green... just stands out, seems exotic.
Favourite Hair Color: Black with a bit of other natural or unnatural colors.
Short Or Long Hair: Long hair, fun to play with, seems more elegant.
Height: My own or taller, means long legs... <3 of doom.
Best Clothing Style: Goth, punk, emo, nothing on at all?
Number Of Drugs I Have Taken: Lots and lots and lots... of caffeine.
Number Of CDs I Pwn: Music CDs? Very few, maybe 6, the rest of my music is on my PC. Audiogalaxy Rhapsody.
Number Of Piercings: Boring question... none, someday more.
Number Of Tattoos: Same as above.
Number Of Things In My Past I Regret: All of elementary school, most of middle school, and my freshman year, and the last two years of a relationship. Be easier to ask the number of things I *don't* regret.

FIRSTS:
First Best Friend(s): Lenny Randel
First Screen Name: RoboSaul
First Pet: La Loca (Bird)
First Piercing: None. Will eventually, possibly, be one below the belt.
First Crush: Lauren Ginoni... meh.
First CD: Disturbed - Down With The Sickness
First Car: Toyota Matrix
First Love: Feckin' A...
First Stuffed Animal: Jerry the Giraffe

LASTS:
Last Alcoholic Beverage: Wine Cooler... bleh.
Last Car Ride: Home from my parents' shop.
Last movie seen: Pulse... it sucked. (This is the first question that doesn't start every word with capitals.)
Last Phone Call: To my mother, to get picked up.
Last CD Played: Jesse Cook - Nomad
Last Bubble Bath: Toooooooo long ago.
Last Time You Cried: 2 months ago? Don't remember when that happened exactly. Prefer not to anyways.

HAVE YOU EVERS
Have you ever dated one of your best friends: I make it a point to do that... they're my best friend already, aren't they? Just a few steps up.
Have you ever been arrested: No, despite this getting asked alot in questionnaires.
Have you ever skinny dipped: Would be fun, I'm sure.
Have you ever been on TV: Eh... don't... think so? Maybe?
Have you ever kissed someone and then regretted it: Don't remind me.
Have you ever had a sex dream about someone you knew: Exclusively, although I suppose I didn't know her as well as I had thought...

SEVEN THINGS YOU'RE WEARING
1. Socks
2. Blue Sweatpants
3. Blue Hoodie
4. Yellow T-shirt
5. Faux Military Bracelet
6. Bolter Shell Pendant
7. T3H 8R13Fz0R5

SIX THINGS YOU'VE DONE TODAY
1. Unzipped someone's pants ^^
2. Been sick
3. Forgot to have lunch
4. Bled
5. Sounded emo... I meant my nose (read above)
6. Made an emo joke (read above again)

FIVE FAVORITE THINGS IN NO ORDER
1. Feet
2. Breasts
3. Romantic trysts
4. Gaming
5. ... 'lyssa!
(6. Screw the numbers, sex needs to be on here.)

FOUR PEOPLE YOU CAN TELL ALMOST ANYTHING TO
1. Alyssa
2. Stephy of Canadae!
3. Eh...
4. ... most people are too much of a group of assholes to care about others.

THREE CHOICES
1. Hot or cold: Hot candle wax?
2. Beef patties or Chicken McNuggets: Latter.
3. Basket ball or boys/girls: All of the latter, at the same time, without clothes... except maybe stripper heels.

TWO THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1. Get over this cold
2. Find love

ONE THING YOU REGRET
1. My ex.

[Marital Status] Taken
[Shoe Size] 11.5... you know what they say.... big feet... big shoes.
[Parents Still Together] +
[Siblings] -
[Pets] De-ceased. Looking at that word... doesn't that mean it de-stopped? Wouldn't that then mean, if interpretted as "stopped existing or living", it came back to life?

FAVORITES:
[Color] Void Black, Neon Green, Crimson
[Number] All combinations of 2 and/or 4
[Animal] Husky, Daschund, Otter, Fennec, Wolf
[Drinks] BAWLS, Mountain Dew in any form, Tea.
[Soda] Mountain Dew...
[Book] The "Ravenor" series!
[Flower] Venus Fly Trap

DO YOU
[Color your hair] Orange tips in the past.
[Twirl your hair] Nevar!
[Have tattoos] Not at the moment.
[Have piercings] Plan to.
[Cheat on tests/homework] Don't need to Yes, that was horribly pompous of me to say...
[Drink/Smoke] No, I just hydrate my body by inhaling water vapors in the atmospere.
[Like roller coasters] A bit, not much.
[Wish you could live somewhere else] YES+++
[Want more piercings] Definitely
[Like cleaning] the enemy's forces out of my territory.
[Write in cursive or print] Ze cursive.
[Own a web cam] ... I'm... too sexy for my shirt... too sexy for my... yes.
[Know how to drive] Yes... but you didn't say "drive well".
[Own a cell phone] Indeed. - Teal'c
[Ever get off the damn computer] Blasphemy.

HAVE YOU EVER
[Been in a fist fight] Sparring
[Considered a life of crime] Assassinating stupid political figures? Naw...
[Considered being a hooker] ... ^^
[Lied to someone] Not that amazing, yes.
[Been in love] "It is better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all"... dead wrong?
[Made out with JUST a friend] Gropage is all.
[Been in lust] State of being.
[Used someone] Rather die of liver failure.
[Been used] and not in the kinky way.
[Been cheated on] Apparently.
[Kicked someone in the nuts] We men have an ethics code... hell yes.
[Stolen anything] Accidentaly, lucky rabbit's foot.
[Held a gun] Mhmmm.

CURRENTS
[Current clothing] Slowly turning into a Hot Topic zombie
[Current mood] SICK
[Current taste] Halls...
[What you currently smell like] Er... cough drops.
[Current thing I ought to be doing] Plotting how to teleport into Alyssa's closet.
[Current CD in stereo] Eh... stereo?
[Last book you read] Red Badge of Courage
[Last movie you saw] Pulse. Such... crap.
[Last thing you ate] More cough drops.
[Last person you talked to on the phone] Mutha
[Do drugs] Caffeine?
[Believe there is life on other planets] No, because, you know, only 1 planet among sextillions could actually possibly ever have life... because humans are special and superior to everything /sarcasmoff.
[Remember your first love] ... Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind...
[Still love him/her] Take a wild guess...
[Read the newspaper] No real purpose.
[Have any gay or lesbian friends] Yes. Also, my right hand is lesbian, my left hand is gay.
[Believe in miracles] Only the ones you cast in WoW.
[Do well in school] Exceptionally... usually.
[Wear hats] One, only one, no others.
[Hate yourself] Left that with my ex.
[Have an obsession] Love, sex, philosophy, and gaming.
[Collect anything] Inside jokes?
[Have a best friend] Only 'lyssa qualifies.
[Close friends] Not really.
[Like your handwriting] Irrelevant to me.
[Care about looks] My own, yes. My prospective love opportunities? To an extent.

LOVE LIFE
[First crush] ehm, 1st grade
[First kiss] Halloween '04
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] I believe in lust at first sight, you cant love someone if you don't know them
[Do you believe in "the one?"] No
[Are you a tease?] So I've been told
[Too shy to make the first move?] Depends on the situation

ARE YOU A
[Daydreamer] If I did that, it'd be called fantasizing.
[Bitch/Asshole] Only if you catch me on that one day of the millennium that I'm REALLY pissed off.
[Sarcastic person] Only for humor, not maliciously.
[Angel] Depends if you want me to be submissive...
[Devil] ...or dominant.
[Shy] Rarely.
[Talkative] Unbearably so.

Before-two-year-time?

How old were you?
Then: 14
Now: Pie.

Where did you go to school?
Then: Hamden High School
Now: Hamden High School

Where did you work?
Then: ... in my pants!
Now: Eh... in... someone else's pants?

Where did you live?
Then: Hamden, Connecticut, U.S.A.
Now: 7th level of hell

Where did you hang out?
Then: Terms not in my vocabulary
Now: School, Panera's, ... in pants.

What was your hair style?
Then: Black, short, spiked, orange tips.
Now: Getting long... still black, no spikes, no tips. Just sort of let it sit there inanimatedlyish.

Did you wear glasses?
Then: Nuuuuu!
Now: I should.... but nuuuuuu!

How many tattoos did you have?
Then: -3
Now: - Pi, but someday...

How many piercings did you have?
Then: Zero-th
Now: The number of dimensions a single point exists in.

What car did you drive?
Then: Mag-rider... points if you get the reference.
Now: Apparently, I now drive European and Asian Battlewalkers.

What was your worst fear?
Then: Waiting to meet my lover who is now..
Now: ... my ex.

Had you smoked a cigarette?
Then: Nein.
Now: Neber.

You been arrested?
Then: At 14???
Now: ... Horse Cock.... (Mare Chicken?)

Had your heart broken?
Then: Nope
Now: ... like a tungesten orbital bombardment.

Single/Taken/Married/Divorced/Bitter?
Then: Taken
Now: Taken, doesn't stop me from being bitter though?

[] Gotten a referral: Negative

[X] Gotten detention: Stupid Mrs. Carlton and that BS "letter" system. For a jew, she acted alot like a nazi -_-. Got stung by a bee and yelped, accidentally scaring the girl next to me? Detention! Yay! That makes plenty of fucking logic! Go die...

[] Gotten ISD: ... In... School... ??? Shouldn't that be an S? Suspension?

[X] Gotten suspended: ... Did I mention how much elementary school teachers should die? No? Well now you know.

[X] Chewed gum during class: High school teacher's don't care, it's not a felony.

[X] Gotten late to a class more than 10 times: Middle school, trying having to transfer to another building just to get to another class.

[X] Didn't do homework over 5 times: Who hasn't?

[] Returned at least 5 projects in late: I'd have an F if I did that.

[] Missed school cause you felt like it: Meh...

[] Skipped class at least 3 times: Not worth it.

[X] Got your parents to get you out of school: Already missed part of the day, might as well just stay home.

[] Texted people during class: I don't text message.

[X] Passed notes: Someone else's.

[X] Threw stuff across the room: These are ridiculously immature things...

[X] Laughed at the teacher: ^^

[] Pulled down the fire alarm: Crime? Retarded? Why would I want to be out in the cold? Why are people so stupid?

[X] Went on myspace, xanga, etc. on the computer in the library: Does DA count?

[X] Took pictures during class: Camera phone.

[X] Called someone during class: Last period, few minutes before the bell rings... doesn't... matter.

[X] Listened to an ipod, cd player, or mp3 during class: Do it during tests and essays all the time, it helps.

[] Threw something at the teacher: Neg.

[X] Went outside the classroom without permission: *shrug*

[X] Broke the dress code: Chain pants.

[X] Failed a class: Chemistry, only, ever. Everything else is AP or X9 level and either As or Bs.

[X] Ate food during class: Happens all the time on lab day.

[X] Gotten a call home: Refused to do an essay on sports... elementary school, just a stupid idea, not everyone likes sports...

[] Couldn't go on a field trip because you behaved bad: ???

[X] Didn't take your stuff to school: *sigh*

[X] Used passes from other days/ made fake pass: Some teachers just say tell you to fake their signature because it's unimportant.

Answers * 4 = Percent Anti-studiousnessosity!

20 * 4 = 80%
Bah, I own you, school system...